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Topic: Dairy Cows

Related:
  Dairy    Cow  
  Cow's milk    Dairy Products  
  Dairy Farm    Mad Cow  
  Dairy Cattle    Dairy Farming  
  Dairy Goat    Cow and Chicken  
  Two cows    Cow Milking  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde,  Martha Stewart
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Religion(s):Hindu
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite artist(s):Pablo Picasso
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite actor(s):Russell Crowe
Favorite food(s):Cheese,  Vegetarian,  McDonalds
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Chimpanzee
Favorite movie(s):Monty Python
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Dairy cows in a grazing system are hard on fences, and permanent fences don't give the flexibility required to control feeding sufficiently.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Dairy cows graze peacefully in surrounding pastures, harking back to the days when Miami Lakes was the home of the pioneering Graham family's dairy farm.
Cows from the Doddington Dairy graze lush pastures below the Cheviot Hills in Northumberland.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dairy Cows were fed on high protein diets to increase the money value of their milk, and were so "pushed" that they only lasted about six years, after which they were butchered to make burgers and sausages.
All dairy cows and calves have tailor-made nutrition plans to ensure they receive a well balanced diet that meets their daily needs.
For dairy cows, up to 4kg per day of soda grain is generally recommended, although higher levels may be fed where high total dry matter intakes are expected.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Holstein dairy cows grazed on the pasture established for the aim of determining effect of species and mixtures on milk yield and milk compositions according to the change over experimental design.
In dairy cows, effect of vegetation periods on milk yields were statistically different, while effects of different pasture mixtures on milk yields were statistically insignificant.
Milk production of dairy cows being fed yeast have produced 5 pounds or more milk per head per day when compared to the same ration with no yeast addition.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Dairy cows graze outdoors for much of the year maintaining and shaping our treasured landscape which, with its patchwork of fields and pastures, forms the bedrock of the tourist industry.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Dietary UIP is required by genetically superior dairy cows because rumen microbial protein is insufficient to supply the quantity of amino acids required to maximize milk production.
These embryos are then transferred to host cows which will give birth to a new generation of genetically improved beef or dairy cattle that otherwise would have taken many years to achieve through traditional breeding processes.
 
 
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