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Topic: Mad Cow

Related:
  Mad    Cow  
  Mad Cow Disease    Cow's milk  
  Dairy Cows    Mad About  
  Mad River    Mad Scientist  
  Mad Dog    Mad Max  
  Mad Hatter    Cow and Chicken  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Oprah Winfrey
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite food(s):McDonalds,  Vegetarian,  Cheese
Favorite animal(s):Wolf,  Elephant
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Mad cow disease is a neurologicl disorder that causes a disorientation of the mind and a wasting away of the body.
Are Americans at risk from mad cow disease in dietary supplements?
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Mad cow disease is so terrifying and perplexing that some researchers have begun to believe it could have alien origins.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

If mad-cow disease causes cattle ranchers to destroy large portions of their herds and there is less beef on the market, the price of beef will go up.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Prions are proteins which supposedly cause Mad Cow Disease in contradiction to all principles of biology.
German scientists are developing a new blood screening system that could detect mad cow disease or its human equivalent in less than 15 minutes.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The recent "Mad Cow" epidemic in Great Britain dramatically illustrates the danger posed by food-borne illnesses such as BSE and the need for preventive regulatory measures to prevent the spread of disease.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

No cases of mad cow disease were detected in Chinese cattle in the largest national survey of livestock ever carried out by agriculture ministry.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Mad Cow Disease (BSE) infecting people's brains was announced in March 1996 in England as the Comet Hyakutake passed by the constellation (I mean constellation, not astrological sign) Virgo the Virgin.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

BSE - Mad Cow Disease - caused havoc to the farming industry in Wales.
Mad cow disease, dioxin contaminated chicken, salmon dosed with antibiotics, animals fed on waste mud from treatment plants, animals suffocating on their long transportation to the slaughter house.
NESSIE IN MAD COW SHOCKER There are worries this week that the Loch Ness Monster may fall victim to Mad Cow disease.
 
 
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