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Topic: Dallas Cowboys

Related:
  Dallas    Cowboy  
  Dallas Texas    Dallas New  
  Dallas Cowboys Football    Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders  
  City Dallas    Dallas Fort Worth  
  Dallas County    Dallas Morning News  
  Cowboy Hat    Dallas MLS Home  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  Lee Harvey Oswald
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite TV show(s):Here's Lucy
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Favorite animal(s):Horse
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Favorite movie(s):Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Hockey
Favorite sportsperson(s):Larry Bird (basketball),  Michael Jordan
Listens to:Country and Western,  George Michael,  Matchbox Twenty
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Line dancing
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

DALLAS - It was thumbs up for the Dallas Cowboys when the miraculous fourth-quarter finishes that Tampa Bay has lived on blew away like a Texas tumbleweed Sunday.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Dallas Cowboys announced that Bruce DeHaven will be added to the 2003 coaching staff to coach special teams.
Dallas Cowboys LB Keith Adams has signed a one-year, $300,000 contract to stay with the team.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Dallas Cowboys' Bill Bates Cowboy Ranch is the premier guest / dude ranch in North Central Texas.
Dallas is home to the Dallas Stars, the Dallas Cowboys and the Dallas Mavericks.
The Dallas Cowboys victories in Super Bowls VI and XII were the only interruptions of AFC dominance in the decade.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and family were awarded an AFL franchise in Dallas, TX – the Desperados begin play this season.
Landry coached the Cowboys from 1960 through 1988 and led Dallas to two Super Bowl victories and five NFC titles.
Ended a Cowboys drive in the fourth quarter when he forced Dallas FB Daryl Johnston to fumble and Jessie Armstead recovered.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Dwayne Goodrich posted $50,000 bond and was released from jail early Wednesday after being jailed in connection with a hit-and-run accident that killed two men who stopped to rescue a motorist from a burning car along Interstate 35E.
DALLAS -- Cowboys reserve defensive back Dwayne Goodrich surrendered to police Tuesday night on felony charges in a hit-and-run accident that killed two people and injured two others.
Former Dallas Cowboys offensive tackle Mark Tuinei had reportedly been taking MDMA heavily during the weeks before his death, which was caused by either MDMA or heroin, according to the coroner.
 
 
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