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Topic: Dallas Cowboys Football

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  Lee Harvey Oswald
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite TV show(s):Here's Lucy
Favorite activity(s):Trading cards
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Favorite animal(s):Horse
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Favorite movie(s):Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Hockey
Favorite sportsperson(s):Hank Aaron (baseball)
Listens to:Country and Western,  George Michael,  Matchbox Twenty
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Line dancing
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Football Brief: Parcells names three more to Cowboys' staff IRVING (AP) - New Dallas coach Bill Parcells hired three more assistants Wednesday for his Cowboys coaching staff, including offensive line coach George Warhop.
Our extensive archives date back to 1997 and our constant updates keep visitors informed of the latest news around Texas high school and college football and recruiting news, as well as the Houston Texans and the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL.
The Fellowship in Las Colinas, Texas concludes its Sunday services in time for the Dallas Cowboys football games, which are shown on a big screen outside the church.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Roger Staubach began selling real estate while playing football for the Dallas Cowboys and began his own company in 1978.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Under the leadership of quarterback Troy Aikman, the Cowboys brought winning football back to Dallas with three Super Bowl victories.
Dallas Cowboys: Super Bowl Champion's professional football at Texas Stadium in Irving, Loop 12 at SH 183.
New quarterback, same old way of winning football games for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which dominated the Dallas Cowboys with their defense and scored just enough on offense for an opening-day win.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Dallas Realtor Cowboys are Real Estate Agents Football.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Despite the fact that Rather tried out for his high school football team and has served as a guest color commentator for the Dallas Cowboys, CBS was the most biased in favor of baseball, followed by NBC.
How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to run the football?
 
 
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