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In the News - 7 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Cox High Speed Internet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, TV Guide

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV, Big Brother, Buffy the Vamipre Slayer

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ, Finding ringtones for their phone

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cox offers an array of residential services including cable television under the Cox Cable brand; high-speed Internet access via.
Cox to build high-speed network Nationwide Internet service to end reliance on Excite@Home.
The first presentation featured Cox Communications High Speed Internet Access with Michelle Moore Snell and Larry Alger as presenters.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Free Cox Cable TV within service area, plus discounts on Digital Cable, High-Speed Internet and Digital Telephone.
If you are an existing customer of Cox Communications High Speed Data Services, please visit our Internet Account Management System to view your account.
Being the good Cox High Speed Internet Tech Support Representative that I am, I look to see if I can get a webpage, then I look at my modem.

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