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Topic: CPU monitor

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, DVD player

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World, Remote Control

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, X-Wing

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

GLUnix monitors idle resources (currently just CPU cycles) and performs execution-time load balancing.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The truth is that these monitors, printers and CPUs that silently disappear after a couple of months in a storage closet rarely make it to a recycler; instead they're sacrificed in a space crunch, hastily loaded on to a handcart and more often than not left outside the freight elevator with a stickie that says "Basura.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Command Center monitors the mainframe CPUs, ensuring that all CPU interactions are occurring as quickly and efficiently as possible.
PresiNET proactively monitors CPU utilization, memory usage, and other attributes of the vDeadbolt appliance.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This program monitors and displays hardware parameters collected by the several sensor chips, installed on certain motherboards, and is a cooler for your CPU decreasing it up to 30 degrees.
Apple Display Connectors are used to connect Apple manufactured monitors to CPUs like the G4.
This is your place to read about and discuss computers, monitors, hard drives, CPUs, keyboards, and all the parts of a PC.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

In fact, the CPU monitors and opposes any measure or proposal likely to affect the freedom of the press in a Commonwealth nation.

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