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Topic: Cracker

Related:
  Graham Cracker    Cracker Barrel  
  Hackers Crackers    Cracker Jack  
  Password Crackers    Animal Crackers  
  Nut Cracker    Christmas Cracker  
  Graham Cracker Crust    Ritz crackers  
  Code and Code Cracker    Cracker Barrel restaurant  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Martha Stewart
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cup of coffee
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite TV show(s):MASH
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Favorite food(s):Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Cheese,  Pasta pastas
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Thanksgiving
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice,  Sake
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These include crackers and fried snack foods, such as potato chips.
Crackers or croutons Spread the crackers with thick yogurt cream, the same as you would cream cheese.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Whereas crackers sole aim is to prove they can break into secure computer systems, hackers are more interested in gaining knowledge about computer systems and possibly using this knowledge for pranks or destructive behavior.
There are even tools created by crackers to simplify the job for non-experienced crackers for cracking more popular software locking solutions on the market.
This meant that crackers could read Netscape credit card transactions using only minutes of computing time.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The soda crackers give the dish a flavor suggestive of oysters.
Served with salad crackers and our original recipe smoked honey mustard dressing.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Whereas professional crackers are paid to remove software protection, warez groups search, crack and spread software through public sites and on cheap CDs.
Crackers this is the name given, by those who are real hackers, to people who exploit the security weaknesses of networks to get access to the data on them and then cause as much damage as they can.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

A biking friend is going crackers trying to think of motorcycle carnivals which turn into decent anagrams.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Today's crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper and traditionally there will be one cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

There are crackers and "cups to drink juice from–Wow, dis is the life!
 
 
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