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Topic: Menstrual Cramps

Related:
  Ciclo menstrual    Menstrual  
  Leg Cramps    Menstrual Period  
  Muscle cramps    Menstrual Cycle  
  Irregular Menstrual Cycles    Cramps during Pregnancy  
  Cramp    Stomach cramps  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous,  Sad,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Breasts
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Listens to:Punk
Starsign:Aquarius
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Uses laxatives,  Taking weight loss pills
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
There are many reports of headaches and menstrual cramps easing and low-back pain all but disappearing in patients who have undergone acupuncture.
It is normal to have menstrual-like cramps and you may have back or leg pain from the Methergine.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Menstrual cramps and ass fuckers feel almost the same to these young amatuer lolitas.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Helps with menstrual cramps and regulates menstrual flow (You should not practice it during menstrual period.
Menstrual cramps, associated with Stagnant Xue, are often accompanied by purple spots on the edges of the tongue in the LiverGallbladder area.
Regulates menstrual cycle and reduces cramps.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Menstrual Cramps - A Thermo-Pad placed on the abdomen is one way to relieve cramps.
I've had menstrual cramps that hurt more.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The menstrual cramps are uncomfortable but manageable.
For menstrual cramps or general body aches, valerian root tea or chamomile tea will relax muscles.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

However, severe menstrual cramps and heavy vaginal bleeding can indicate an imminent miscarriage and should be evaluated.
 
 
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