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Topic: Cranberry Juice

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart, Yoko Ono

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee, Food & Wine magazine

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite food(s):

Fruit salad, Peaches and cream, Apple pie

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Favorite drink(s):

Orange Juice, Lemonade, Rum

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cranberry juice has long been associated with healthy benefits for the urinary system because it contains potent factors that help maintain a clean urinary tract environment.
Cranberry juice has been shown to help maintain a healthy urinary tract.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cranberry Roast Chicken Free range chicken breast seared with Sante Fe seasoning, then roasted with fresh cranberries, green onions and natural juices.
Orange and cranberry juices, coffee, tea, freshly baked muffins and breads and bagels with cream cheese.
Cranberry Roast Breast of Chicken Seasoned with Sante Fe spices and roasted with cranberries and green onion in natural juices.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Soak cranberries in orange juice for 30 minutes.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Cranberry Juice is also good for asthma since it cleans bronchial and urinary systems.
Cranberry juice also helps to deodorise the urinary tract.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Cranberry juice can help prevent urinary tract infections, according to several studies.
Cranberry juice offers well-known protection against urinary tract infections.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Cook cranberries and winter squash with a little brown sugar in apple juice until soft; mash.
Crush cranberries and add to juice.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Teresa 2004-11-12 18:04:28	what are the downsides to cranberries? Is there any Unhealthy side effect?
From: nancy 2005-01-11 11:04:08	What if you do not like cranberry juice. Is there something else I can drink. To help with urinary tract infection.
From: Katrina 2005-01-12 07:42:16	As far as I was told by my doctor he studdies in both Western and Eastern Medicine that blueberry juice can be effective as well. I also read in WEBMD.com that blueberry juice is effective.

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