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Topic: Crash Test Results

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Henry Ford

Favorite possession(s):

SUV

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine, People

Dream job(s):

Truck driver, Bus Driver, Lawyer

Favorite actor(s):

James Dean, Mark Wahlberg

Favorite movie(s):

West Side Story

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling, Motor car racing

Listens to:

AC/DC

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Latest Crash test results presented in a 1-5 star rating format.
Crash test results presented in a 1-5 star rating format.

John Fielding,
CEO

Crash test results, accident death rates, new-car insurance rates, and theft rates for selected models.
And they can review vehicle ratings and crash test results through priceline.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration provides crash test results and other information on automobile safety.
Access crash test results, regulations, and traffic laws.
Controlled 40 MHP Crash-test results for various models of motor vehicles.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The crash test results will have other SUV makers wondering what to do with their truck-based specials.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Government crash test results claim that in a 35 mph impact, the cost of repair would be almost the cost of a new car.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Crash 3 has been validated by comparing computed results with data generated by staged test accidents.
For example NHTSA makes available the results of their annual crash tests.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

NHTSA's crash test procedures remained unchanged, and the results compare frontal crash protection only.

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