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Topic: Crash Test

Related:
  Test    Crash  
  Crash Test Dummies    Blood tests  
  Test Equipment    Car crash test  
  Test Drive    Practice Test  
  Laboratory tests    Crash Test Results  
  Drug Test    T Test  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):SUV,  Motorcycle
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Truck driver,  Bus Driver
Favorite Card Game(s):Cheat,  Bridge
Favorite body part(s):Teeth
Favorite book(s):"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Joy of Cybersex" by Deb Levine
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There is no other way to get crash test dummies, all of whom were the height and weight of pilots, back to 1947 from 1953 at the earliest or to get Kittinger to the Roswell hospital in 1947.
The crash program provided data and photographic evidence, not before available, to compare the reaction of belted and unbelted test dummies in a frontal collision.
Unlike crash tests into barriers, real-world crashes typically occur at angles and the crash forces usually are not evenly distributed across the front of the vehicle.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Crash Test Dummies recently covered "The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" for the soundtrack to the film Dumb and Dumber.
Crash Test Dummies Complete Song List The lyrics are listed by song.
Crash Test Dummies - The Ballad of Peter Pumpkin Head.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Crash tests are central to crashworthiness research, and the Institute has been conducting such tests for decades to illustrate, for example, the importance of safety belts and airbags.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are used to acting as "crash test dummies" for our software clients and have computers devoted solely to beta testing.
Tests utilizing additional crash test dummies will be required for advanced airbag systems.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Simulated crash tests show that WHIPS has the capability to reduce acceleration forces in the neck by approximately 50 percent.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Independent crash tests demonstrate the Add On Head Rest's effectiveness for reducing the severity and duration of whiplash injury in the event of a car accident.
Plus: Crash Test Dummies: Well-placed critics say the feds badly botched their Flight 800 inquiry.
 
 
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