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In the News - 3 Dec: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Create a free web site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Real estate, Geneology

Favorite computer game(s):

The Sims, Hacking

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

With 20 Free Web Pages ' site builder tools, any one can create professional looking web pages without any previous experience.
Network54 provides free web based solutions to help site builders create dynamic, people oriented web sites.
It is our task to assemble your decisions and create a site that functions fault free on all versions of web browsers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The web site that lets you create free custom screen savers.
Feel free to share your ideas and finds with the people who create and maintain Classroom Connect Web sites.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Some of the free Web space providers have instructions and templates that make it easy for beginners to create Web sites; Yahoo!
Free Web Sites - We provide powerful site-building tools to help you create your own custom Web site quickly and easily.
Create a web site for free with our free web page builder program.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Affiliates can create free co-branded web sites on Vstore.

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