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Topic: Create your own web site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com, Slashdot

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, Counter Strike, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is an attempt to provide an umbrella site for groups that are too small to finance their own web pages or are without the technical wherewithall to create and maintain them.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

As such, you can create and maintain your web pages on your own computer and upload the files to your web site at leisure using our servers.
As such, you can create and maintain your web pages on your own computer and upload files to your web site at your convenience.
As such, you can create and maintain your web pages on your own computer and upload files to your web site any time you wish.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Find web sites from which you can download TIGER files, census track geodatabases and demographic data so that you can create your own maps.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Create your own personal web site, and upload your files to our server with our easy-to-use file upload web page!
Free Web Sites - We provide powerful site-building tools to help you create your own custom Web site quickly and easily.
Create your own affiliate network of web sites who sell your software.

User Talk

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