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Topic: Create Web pages

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Minesweeper

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Create web pages using advanced programming language such as Java and CGI scripting.
Students will create web pages using advanced HTML tags and Java Script programming concepts.
SWWD creates web pages with the latest programming methods including ColdFusion, advanced Java Script and Flash.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

See Web Pages You Create for information you will need on uploading your own web pages.
Automatically create Web pages for real estate agencies, agents and listings by using your Web browser.
Are you looking to protect your web pages with a log in script or you simply want a login to create members for your website?

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This is the directory where you will upload your web pages and create other subdirectories that will pertain to your web site and be viewable from your web browser.
This is the directory where you will upload your web pages and create other subdirectories that will pertain to your web site.
Scheduling web pages creates a special folder entitled!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web pages you create with the Web Page Wizard will point to files located on your hard drive.
Create web pages on TAFE NSW websites only where they are directly related to the educational business of TAFE NSW.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Create or identify pages at your web site that teachers or students could use as scientific evidence.

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