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Topic: Create a Web site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Do web sites that allow users to submit information requests create court jurisdiction exposure?

John Fielding,
CEO

His company creates Web sites for law firms and brokerage houses in the new York area.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Create web sites for clients that incorporate Javascript, CGI, Dynamic HTML, and raw HTML.
Create professional looking web sites using intuitive features, but without requiring programming skills.
Database Driven Web Sites Combining a database with a web site is one of the best ways to create a highly sophisticated web site.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

APEX Web Design creates professional, commercial web sites for small to medium size businesses at competitive prices.
We create exceptional web sites which outperform typical web designers with our proven internet strategy.
Agile System creates the dynamic database driven web sites with all newest web features.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Many Web site operators use commercially available software which creates GIF images offline which are then posted on their Web sites.
Create a web site that sells kids products online and is easy enough to use so the client can administer the web site without a webmaster.
Spiders visit web sites and read their pages and other information in order to create entries for a search engine index.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

You are probably looking for a Web developer that creates high quality sites without charging high prices.

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