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Topic: Lockheed Georgia Employees' Federal Credit Union

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bulent Ecevit

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Economics, Real estate

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

World Vision

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money, Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

If you prefer, you can mail your deposit or loan payment to: Lockheed Georgia Employees' Federal Credit Union, P.
Lockheed Georgia Employees' Federal Credit Union - Convenience Services.
Lockheed Georgia Employees' Federal Credit Union - Online Security.

John Fielding,
CEO

Lockheed Georgia Employees’ Federal Credit Union is a world-class organization committed to becoming the primary financial institution for our members.
Lockheed Georgia Employees' Federal Credit Union - Financial Magazines.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Sylvia
2005-05-16 07:54:07

I work for Lockheed Martin and I like to join the credit Union.

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