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Topic: Niagara Credit Union

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Evita, Nelson Mandela

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Good point(s):

Generous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Politics:

Socialist, Capitalist, Fascist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite great leader(s):

Tony Blair

Interest(s):

Real estate, Business

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Trade union, World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Niagara Credit Union's very own mascot invites the kids to visit the Fat Cat Kids section of our website.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Niagara Credit Union Foundation Scholarship will award $2,500 annually to a qualified applicant towards their undergraduate tuition fees.
Niagara Credit Union is an innovative full-service financial institution committed to excelling in personal financial service.
The Niagara Credit Union Charitable Foundation recently approved a $50,000 donation to Brock University's "Good, Better, Brock" Campaign.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Niagara Credit Union grows lives.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Niagara Credit Union's Mobile Mortgage Specialist.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

And, the best news - Niagara Credit Union is pleased to be offering you a 20% discount when you complete your tax return using QuickTaxWeb.

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