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Topic: Crime

Related:
  Hate Crimes    Crime Scene  
  Crime Report    Crime Prevention  
  Crime Rate    Drugs and Crime  
  Crime News    Victims of Crime  
  Organized Crime    War Crimes  
  Federal crime    Crime Statistics  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Kissinger
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Personality:Insane,  Suicidal
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Prison Guard,  Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Law
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Hate Crimes Awareness and Prevention Project Students at the University of California at Berkeley have developed a project to examine hate crimes and the underlying issues of bias and prejudice.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is despite the fact that under Part 10A of the Crimes Act if a legal practitioner attends the police station at the request of a person in detention the person must be allowed to consult with the legal practitioner in private.
Fiscal Crimes relating to the imposition, collection or enforcement of taxes or exchange control regulations are specifically excluded.
Financial Crimes Enforcement Network recently announced that it is proposing three small revisions.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Although property crimes are down in the area, ten people were victims of auto burglary or theft; five of these crimes were likely preventable due to the fact that the perpatraitors entered the vehicles through unlocked doors.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Although crimes have been committed by all sides in the Balkans conflict, the vast majority of the mass killings and other atrocities were inflicted by the Yugoslav regime of Slobodan Milosevic.
Crimes against Humanity were pursued partly by the Allied victors; partly by the UN, which was inaugurated in 1945.
These crimes were committed over a period of many weeks and simultaneously in many places, and the authorities must have known or ought to have known that cruelties of this character were being perpetrated, nor can anyone doubt that they could have been stopped by swift and decisive action on the part of the heads of the German army.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Agricultural Crimes Unit will conduct rotating covert operations and specialized operations.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If someone commits crimes across borders then that offender should be tried in the court of jurisdiction where the offense occurred.
Hate Crimes Federal authorities currently may prosecute violent civil rights abuses when state authorities are unable or unwilling to do so.
He said the crimes of delivery or possession of less than a gram of controlled substance should be reduced from felonies to misdemeanors.
 
 
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