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Topic: Hate Crime Statistics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Anne Frank

People talk about their ..:

Confronting nature

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Politics:

Gay activism, Religious right, Feminist

Dream job(s):

Private Detective, Spy, Terrorist

Favorite author(s):

Jane Austen

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite movie(s):

Apocalypse Now

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Listens to:

George Michael

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cross-dressing for a day

Favorite quote(s):

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Yogi Berra

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Except for crimes against homosexuals, the federal Hate Crimes Statistics Act does not collect data on gender.
It is in such a light that hate crime statistics must be viewed.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Hate Crime Statistics, 2001 [PDF] Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Hate Crime Statistics, 2000 [PDF] Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Hate Crimes Reported in NIBRS, 1997-99 Bureau of Justice Statistics.

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