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Topic: Crime Scene Investigator

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Monica Lewinksy, Chu Mei-Feng, Hillary Clinton

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Religion(s):

Satanic

Dream job(s):

Private Detective, Prison Guard, Police Officer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Sex and the City

Favorite actor(s):

Bill Cosby

Interest(s):

Law, Science, UFOs

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement, Infected with HIV

Favorite quote(s):

"A man is known by the company he keeps"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

As well, distinctions between the work of medical legal death investigators and crime scene investigators are contrasted to archaeologists working conventional archaeological sites.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Weaponry, crime scenes, medical examiners, private investigators, criminal defense lawyers, DNA testing, are also of interest.
Many detectives are also Crime Scene Investigators and are available to assist/support on-scene investigations of major crimes.
The Criminal Intelligence Unit provides supplemental information to the investigators and the Crime Scene Unit processes and maintains custody of any evidence which is collected.

User Talk

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female
2004-11-06 15:02:02

To weird and off subject for me...thumbs down!!

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