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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Al Capone
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Prison Guard,  Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Law
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is the opinion of this society that the committee have failed in their statutory duty to ensure that abortions in New Zealand are lawful and authorised in accordance with the Crimes Act 1961 Section 187A.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

They perpetrate their crimes under the flag of the United Nations and employ new methods to exploit and suck the blood of toiling masses and exterminate revolutionary movements of the proletariat around the globe.
Dhoruba was also a member of the New York City chapter of the Black Panther Party and one of the Panther 21 activists who were acquitted of political crimes in the early 1970's.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The new enforcement campaign, to be announced by President Clinton at the White House today, will use information developed by the firearms bureau in tracing guns used in crimes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It offers policymakers information based on New York State data that can be used to assess the relative potential of these proposals to provide coverage for crimes likely to yield DNA evidence.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

A new theory of Nazi German guilt might be of some value in judging whether Karl Leonard Falk was guilty of Nazi war crimes for the work he did for Hitler.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

New Plymouth Vietnam War veteran Ian McLeod said veterans backed the call for accountability in the Paritutu issue, and planned to take Dow and the New Zealand Government to the War Crimes' Tribunal for allegedly using chemicals in warfare.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Brooklyn, New York Criminal Defense Vigorously defend clients accused of crimes in all stages of prosecution from first contact with police to appeal in Federal and State court.
While it is reasonable that persons who commit violent crimes would be incarcerated, the new section is not limited to violent offenses.
Also New York is one of the few states to do retroactive testing by requiring DNA samples from everyone already in prison, on parole, and on probation for one of the crimes on the list, about 100,000 people.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Bush and the GOP congressional leadership to stop opposing hate crimes legislation in light of new FBI statistics that show an increase in reported hate crimes based on sexual orientation.
The new Neighborhood Impact Statement program empowers citizens to provide background information to courts in order to encourage more significant sentencing for those who are convicted of crimes associated with these parties.
 
 
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