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Topic: Uniform Crime Reports

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Gun, Mace

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Remorseful

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Intimidating

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Criminal

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Private Detective, Spy, Drug dealer

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America's Most Wanted, The X-Files

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Mayday

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Uniform Crime Reports for the United States:1997.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Uniform Crime Reports (UCR), collected by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, provides the number of homicides known to police.
FBI Uniform Crime Report (UCR) rules allow a case to be cleared by "arrest" or by "exceptional means.
Uniform Crime Reports do not collect the number of male and female domestic violence arrests.

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