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Topic: True Crime Stories

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Most admires:

Jack the Ripper, Lee Harvey Oswald

Bad point(s):

Criminal, Evil

Religion(s):

Satanic

Dream job(s):

Hitman

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy the Vamipre Slayer

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Favorite movie(s):

Silence of the Lambs

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Turning into a vampire, Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree

Membership(s):

Amnesty International

Favorite quote(s):

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Underground is the compelling true story of the rise of the computer underground and the crimes of an elite group of hackers who took on the forces of the establishment.
These are incredible true crime stories that confounded traditional police detection.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

When I do read crime, I prefer true crime stories.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Author Ann Rule writes true crime books and stories.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

One staffer, after hearing some of the true stories of REALTORS� who became crime victims, protested that we might be unduly alarmist.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Head Shot is another of Burl's ventures into the darkness and reality of true crime stories.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

How exactly this is supposed to relate to the story of a horrible, true crime committed by misdirected youths is anyone's guess.
All the stories in Crime Scenes are true, although the names and obvious identifiers have been changed for everyone's privacy.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Two Codes for Murder, is a true crime story about the attempted murder of Charlene Mitleider and the attempted murder and torture of Muaid Alfuraiji.
It's a true-crime story about a rogue cop who sees Clark's powers and tries to take advantage of him.
Our true crime section ranges from Mafia bosses and their stories to Ann Rule's books.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Laura and I are roomies for this tour and we end up watching a true crime story about a woman accused of murdering her child.

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