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Topic: Criminal

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  Criminal Justice    Criminal Law  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Kissinger,  Al Capone
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Personality:Insane
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Prison Guard,  Drug dealer,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Law
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Are consultations over war crimes and war criminals appropriate subjects of international cooperation?
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Many hackers are professional criminals using computers to automatically dial thousands of calls solely to find ways to break into communications systems.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Vienna, Austria where a couple of bozos entered a photo shop to pick up their holiday pictures.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Criminals – Many criminals seek the colonies as an escape from Earth authorities and others seek the Martian wilderness to escape Martian authorities.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Criminals will have their guns regardless of laws against it, the only people who would suffer are the law abiding citizens who will no longer be able to defend themselves.
It is offensive to the concept of human liberty that the government has claimed dominion over our own brains and makes criminals out of people who claim the right to control their brains by occasionally choosing to operate them with the assistance of entheogens.
Criminals who use guns to shoot defenseless people should get the maximum!
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Criminals are more apt to target databases filled with credit card numbers.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Judge: Most criminals are concerned with earthly justice, but this form is administered by a supernatural being and there is no appeal!
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Pardon of Victimless Criminals A Libertarian governor will pardon and free all incarcerated individuals convicted solely of a victimless crime.
There is increasing support for the abolition of parole and the requirement that convicted criminals serve the entire sentence they receive after being convicted of a crime.
The criminals were arrested after the police conducted raids at Daulatpur village under the Dhanarua police station after receiving tips anonymously.
 
 
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