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Topic: Texas Department of Criminal Justice

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Texas Justice

Criminal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Capone

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Personality:

Insane, Aggressive

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Drug dealer, Police Officer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Interest(s):

Geography

Favorite movie(s):

Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Favorite philosopher(s):

Rousseau

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

Amnesty International

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice (TDCJ) is involved in many projects throughout Walker County that benefit and enhance the social welfare of the community.
Conducted a performance review of the inmate classification system in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice should have an active and continuing program of research to determine which programs are most cost-effective.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Roland waived extradition from North Carolina Monday and Texas Department of Criminal Justice officials will go there to retrieve Roland.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

His topic was, "The effects of isotonic resistance exercise on aggression variables in adult male inmates incarcerated in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.
His Texas A&M thesis, titled "The effects of isotonic resistance exercise on aggression variables in adult male inmates incarcerated in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.
His thesis was titled, "The effects of isotonic resistance exercise on aggression variables in adult male inmates incarcerated in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: bobbie 2005-03-26 00:01:42	Do you have a Mike McRoy as a sex affender in Rhea Lake Dallas Texas. He served 5 years in prison, and say's he not quilty. I have his daugther living with me here in california and he wants to see her
From: needs to find a record to a tdc# 73978 2005-07-29 18:43:12
From: wallace 2005-08-01 16:59:43	burkville texas 75932
From: karen 2005-08-06 17:30:34	seeking info on JERRY EUDENE LACKEY he was placed in a texas prison medical facility.he was sent there from arkansas,could you locate this for me please?
From: Jason Byars 2005-08-31 09:14:59	I'm looking for my first cousin Barry Byars (DOB)-11-11-76, he is somewhere in TDC from judge Gist in Beaumont Texas, could u help me find him?? THANK YOU

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