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Topic: Criminal Law

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Good point(s):Remorseful
Appearance:Intimidating
Personality:Insane
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Police Officer,  Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet,  Being nude in public
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Sultan is evidence of the impact that the Settler Watch Hotline has had both in encouraging Palestinian victims to file criminal complaints and in pushing Israeli law enforcement agencies to bring the criminals to justice.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The law provides that care custodians, health practitioners, or employees of adult protective services agencies or local law enforcement agencies shall not incur either civil or criminal liability for any report they are required or permitted to make under this law.
The law also provides immunity from criminal or civil liability for persons who make reports in good faith and requires TCADA to coordinate its investigations with law enforcement and other agencies.
Users are further advised that system administrators may provide evidence of possible criminal activity identified during such monitoring to appropriate law enforcement officials.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Kyrgyzstani law enforcement officials have linked the June 2002 murders of several Chinese diplomats and traders in Bishkek to Uighur criminal groups.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

With Russian criminals threatening legit business and demanding pay offs and ineffective Russian law enforcement it is not surprising then that the demand for private security sky rocketed seeing to it that across Russia private security businesses stepped into the forground.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Law enforcement officials describe the United States as a one-stop shop for the guns sought by terrorists, mercenaries and international criminals of all stripes.
Mark Harris,
Priest

We are urging bishops and hierarchs to forward all unreported allegations of criminal activity by clergy and church workers to the appropriate law enforcement officials.
criminal law of England concern itself with the enforcement of morals and punish sin or immorality as such?
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Forensic Testing We have assisted law enforcement agencies in obtaining forensic evidence in suspected criminal cases like statutory rape testing the child or the fetus using DNA.
The Department is responsible for prosecution of all felony criminal cases and misdemeanor appeals as well as prosecution of misdemeanor cases brought by State law enforcement action in the various district courts.
An arrest is made when a law enforcement officer charges an adult with a criminal act, or violation of law and takes the adult into custody based on probable cause.
 
 
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Kennetra
2005-03-08 18:25:14
I'm thinking about being a lawyer. I'm only 13 and I'm in school and we have to do a report on this so I would like to know the kinds of lawyers.
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