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Topic: Jesus on the cross

Related:
  Jesus    Cross  
  Jesus Christ    Cross Country  
  God Jesus    Lord Jesus  
  Life of Jesus    Red Cross  
  Love of Jesus    Name of Jesus  
  Jesus and Mary    Cross Road  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful,  Greedy
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther,  The Prophet Mohammed
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Catholic,  Mormon
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

 Jesus is nailed to the cross in one of the bloodiest crucifixion scenes in cinematic history.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

 Jesus is with us still today on our way of the cross of HIV/AIDS.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

 Jesus vividly spelt out this fact by letting Himself be killed on the cross.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

 Jesus according to Islam never got killed on the cross.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

 Jesus transfers cross to Performer, indicates that he sit.
It is the cross of Jesus that stands as a marker.
Mark Harris,
Priest

 Jesus at the cross took on himself all the sins of the world, and only by accepting him as your Savior can you have your sins forgiven.
Jesus was born of the virgin Mary, and lived a sinless human life and offered Himself as the perfect sacrifice for the sins of all people by dying on a cross.
Jesus is God Himself and He came to dwell among us and He gave His life on the cross so that whoever believes in Him, may experience the joy and peace of eternal life.
 
 
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