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Topic: Jesus on the cross

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II

Favorite book(s):

The Koran
The Bible

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient, Saintly

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful, Greedy

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther, The Prophet Mohammed

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Mormon

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Jesus is nailed to the cross in one of the bloodiest crucifixion scenes in cinematic history.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Jesus is with us still today on our way of the cross of HIV/AIDS.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Jesus vividly spelt out this fact by letting Himself be killed on the cross.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Jesus according to Islam never got killed on the cross.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Jesus transfers cross to Performer, indicates that he sit.
It is the cross of Jesus that stands as a marker.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesus at the cross took on himself all the sins of the world, and only by accepting him as your Savior can you have your sins forgiven.
Jesus was born of the virgin Mary, and lived a sinless human life and offered Himself as the perfect sacrifice for the sins of all people by dying on a cross.
Jesus is God Himself and He came to dwell among us and He gave His life on the cross so that whoever believes in Him, may experience the joy and peace of eternal life.

User Talk

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