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Topic: Picture of Jesus on the cross

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Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Appearance:

Overweight

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Rebellious

Religion(s):

Jewish, Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther, The Prophet Mohammed

Listens to:

Creed

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me." - Charles William Stubbs
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

This picture is Matthew's interpretation of Jesus dying on the cross.

Mark Harris,
Priest

If you were to think of an image that expressed the Christian faith you would probably think of a picture of Jesus on the cross and one of Mary and her baby.
This was intentionally done because Passover was a picture of the work of Jesus on the cross for us.
On the second picture taken eight years later, the same rock cliffs show an image of Jesus Christ hanging on the cross.

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