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Topic: Cross Stitch Patterns

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Most admires:

Lady Godiva

Favorite possession(s):

Tiara, Sewing machine, Bikini

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Politics:

Gay activism

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Favorite author(s):

Alice Walker

Favorite era(s):

1940s

Favorite book(s):

"Color Purple" by Alice Walker

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Favorite actor(s):

Cary Grant

Likes to wear:

Panties, Long dresses, Bridesmade's dress

Listens to:

Buddy Holly

Favorite time of year:

Spring

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Becoming a goth, Cross-dressing for a day

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Our cross-stitch design software allows you to create your own patterns.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Original cross stitch patterns of works by the Great Masters as well as Limited Edition Patterns of works by well known and respected present day artists.
Counted Cross Stitch patterns inspired by turn of the century holy cards.
The cross stitch patterns are in book form.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Cross stitch patterns of Australia.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Cross Stitch Out Of The Ordinary - A website featuring original cross-stitch designs emphasizing bright colours with stained glass and quilt patterns.
Cross stitch patterns and kits, patchwork fabrics and threads.
Cross Stitch Art specialize in creating unique vintage cross stitch patterns that will provide you with hours of stitching enjoyment and relaxation.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Converts Cross Stitch Pro patterns to xss files for printing with our demo.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Counted cross-stitch is the most complex, and if you love doing these stitches, you can buy patterns and kits that allow you to learn this advanced skill.
Floral Cross Stitch Patterns - All kinds of pretty flowers!
Many of their cross stitch patterns are much more realistic looking and resemble paintings rather than the typical cross stitch.

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