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Topic: Cruise ship virus

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Favorite website(s):

New York Times

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Coolness

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the beach

Interest(s):

Travelling

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite movie(s):

Titanic, Airplane

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing

Listens to:

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

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Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Cruise ship cancels passage in bid to shake Norwalk virus.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Norwalk virus blamed for cruise ship sickness.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Norwalk virus is a significant cause of gastroenteritis outbreaks in schools, day-cares, summer camps, hospitals, restaurants, and cruise ships.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Norfolk virus is assumed to be the culprit in the health problems that have struck four cruise ships in the past few months.

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