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Topic: Crying

Related:
  Crying Baby    Crying Child  
  Crying Game    Crying Freeman  
  'BABY STOP CRYING' and a picture  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Most admires:Their mother
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Sad
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite destination(s):Home
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

We were pathetic crying bags of emotional jelly and I felt like I was losing my best friends in the whole wide world.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

After crying silent tears for nearly and hour and ignoring his brothers banging on the door he got up and went into the small bathroom adjacent to his room.
The crying was the cleansing tears after a rain, much like when I went to visit the moon last night and ended up drenched in a thunderstorm, my body listening to the pulse of the wind and returning the sound of the heart's taut drum.
So I was running and crying and screaming at the trees and then I sat down on a log and peeled the skin away and began with my fingernail to draw the blood.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

For crying out loud I had the wedding invitations, the gown and was about to start helping the bridesmaids get their dresses and.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Crying heals pain by releasing energy and stress hormones in your tears.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep I don't know what to do I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else My life is a disaster.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

We were crying out to God and then the Holy Spirit spoke clearly that it was happening because a tragedy was coming - a calamity was coming to this city and to the nation and we didn't know what it was.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Little babies were crying, and small children cried out loud because they had to wait until Christmas to get something their parents had bought for them.
After crying with Ann and for her beautiful children and thanking God that they had been diagnosed before something worse had happened I began to feel very helpless as a friend.
For crying out loud - how could I ever imagine that Scully would even entertain the thought of caring for me?
Mark Harris,
Priest

Crying can also be a form of prayer when the beauty God has given us brings us to shed tears of joy.
 
 
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