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Topic: Egyptian culture

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Cleopatra, Shimon Peres

Religion(s):

Zoroastrianism

Favorite era(s):

Prehistoric times

Favorite great leader(s):

Gamal Nasser, Alexander the Great, Akbar the Great

Interest(s):

Greek mythology

Favorite great thinker(s):

Pythagoras

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Beard

Favorite computer game(s):

Civilization, Age of Mythology, Age of Empires

Favorite destination(s):

Asia, Baghdad

Favorite political figure(s):

Anwar Sadat

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The Egyptians were a very advanced culture for their time and they developed a sophisticated religion or what we would call 'mythology' that was significantly influenced by the phenomenon of the total eclipse of the sun.
Many cultures studied numbers such as the ancient Mayans and Egyptians.
Other cultures throughout the planet have also developed methods of penis enlargement, using manual stimulus more so than the aforementioned metaphysical methods of the ancient Egyptians.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The ancient Egyptians are an example of a highly pagan society; so are the ancient Romans; and all paleolithic cultures from the Old Stone Age to the present have strong pagan elements.
Syria was a daughter culture of the Ancient Egyptians and legend recalls that the earliest inhabitants of Canaan were a race of Giants.
Pagan Rites of Passage fills this void with a collection of celebratory rites from varying cultures as far apart in time and space as the ancient Egyptians are from the Bulgarians.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Egyptians and many other cultures of antiquity derived these "formulas" by observation of the natural world.

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