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Topic: Cure

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  Race for the Cure    Cure for Depression  
  Cure Diabetes    Cancer Cure  
  Cold Cure    Cure for the Common Cold  
  Hangover cure    Cure for HIV  
  Cure for AIDS    Cure For Insomnia  
  Cure For Acne  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Bart Simpson
Bad point(s):Greedy
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  People,  New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs,  Heart
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Favorite movie(s):Dead Poets Society
Favorite computer game(s):Quake
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Inevitably cures keep precautions healthful firm cruel he'd unusual dumping refrigerated exists distributor call vacuum dealership Jr.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

There are many cases on record of miraculous cures where Reiki has helped with all kinds of physical and mental ailments.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Feng Shui offers cures to enhance conditions to bring a more auspicious flow of energy.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

It cures to a high, transparent gloss and is said to be equal to 50 coats of clear varnish.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

It is used in several secret Feng Shui adjustments and cures which usually are given to you by your Feng Shui consultant or teacher.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Homeopathic cures are accomplished not by opposing the body's natural efforts, but by stimulating its own healing power.
The unit cures individual brackets slightly faster than the LaserMed unit, however the latent period may impede progress when consecutively curing brackets.
Jude hospitals purpose is to find cures for children with catastrophic illnesses through research and treatment.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

He was sat at the breakfast table nursing a soluble aspirin, with various other cures for being under the weather that had been suggested by the rest of the Fellowship set out in front of him.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

We are currently striving to develop cures for terminally ill patients, and have made great advancements through our molecular biological and genetic research of many diseases.
Poverty is very high and scientists are trying to find cures to many diseases such as diabetes and many forms of cancer.
Looking for genetic cures for disease lets us sidestep the need to tackle the social and environmental causes.
 
 
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