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Topic: Cure for HIV

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook, Childhood trauma

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, New Scientist

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Lungs, Teeth

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite animal(s):

Chimpanzee

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement, Undergoing therapy

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

A total cure for Aids would mean being able to rid the body entirely of HIV.
There is no cure for HIV infection or AIDS at this time.
There is no cure for HIV infection or AIDS.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

There is NO cure for AIDS, but these drugs are helping to prolong the lives of many people with AIDS and delaying the onset of AIDS in many people with HIV.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

At present there is no cure for HIV or AIDS but new combination therapies mean improved management of the illness.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There is no vaccine or cure for AIDS but provided HIV is diagnosed early enough new treatments can prolong life for many.
There is no vaccine to prevent HIV infection and no cure for AIDS.
There is currently no cure for AIDS and no vaccine to prevent HIV infection.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
shomade
2005-03-05 13:16:05

you,ve got totry harder people want cure not promise please do something am a peer educator on HIV and AIDS prevention and i have seen many dead as a result of AIDS

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