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In the News - 8 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Current Events for Kids

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martin Luther King, The Wiggles

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Astronaut

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite TV show(s):

Sesame Street, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Astronomy, Maths

Favorite movie(s):

Harry Potter

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Mensa

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

NIE Online offers a kid safe subject specific comprehensive look at current events and other educational subjects.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For additional information on current events for kids please contact our concierge.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

TIME Magazine for Kids - Have your students visit this site to learn about current events and other topics that will interest them!
Most elementary school teachers require kids to follow certain news stories for weekly current events lessons.
EBSCO Searchasaurus - Kid's Version A current events and magazine database for elementary and middle school students.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The Chicago Children's Museum will delight kids of all ages, so find outmore about current museum events and exhibits here.
Time Magazine for Kids --Time Magazine's version for kids to study current events.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Students will keep up-to-date with current events through the use of Time for Kids and the local newspaper.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Time for Kids - This companion to the Time for Kids magazine connects youth with up-to-the-minute news and current events.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Elementary-school kids can get help with their homework, make discoveries about the environment, learn about current events and play interactive games and puzzles.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

There are kids from the district that tell the latest current events that are happening, not just things happening in the district.
ABC News 4 Kids - A daily current events topic and a clickable archive.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Natasha 2005-02-26 16:00:54	what happend in the civil war?
From: User 2005-03-14 23:46:25	WTF does this have 2 do with current events?! there r just a bunch of stupid people with comments. wher the fuck r the answers? why can't I see any sites? It's 12 am and I need a fucking current event. U guys suck ass. Ur all ugly and dumb. Dave Dan Arthur and Craig ur ok. but u stupid kindergartener ur so fat and wtf does ur comment have 2 do with my current event? and u old lady why;d u have 2 continue ur fucking family tree? i don't want to be a parent. why does evry1 say i'm gonna think differently . why can't it be just no fucking reproduction. screw u all. fuck
From: Person 2005-04-03 19:51:00	that was so mean
From: dimaris 2005-04-11 18:30:03	where can i find information on the tsunami.
From: ketsia 2005-08-20 12:03:58	where can i find info about the tsunami

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