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Topic: Current Time

Related:
  Current    First Time  
  Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Date Time  
  Good Times    Current News  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Stereo system,  Vacuum cleaner
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  CEO
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage,  Coloring in
Favorite great thinker(s):Ampere
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite computer game(s):Minesweeper
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Listens to:AC/DC
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Lung cancer mortality is about 13 times higher among current female smokers than among women who have never smoked.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The littoral current is dominant towards the south, with reversal evident during times of southerly wave dominance and in shallow areas around the inlets.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Under current times, firearms are purchased across the Country from licensed firearm dealers.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Displaying the current location and historic route on the Control Centre enables you to keep customers informed of accurate delivery times.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This is 100 times more data storage than PC Cards based on current flash memory technology.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is time for the differ-ent currents in this movement to > stand together against this system of criminal injustice and for real > democracy.
John Fielding,
CEO

Birch and coworkers are planning a study of three times the number of children as in the current study to determine if the same gains hold true.
The current rapid rate of technological change could increase many times over following a massive infusion of extraterrestrial knowledge.
Meetings are held over the noon hour two to three times per month to discuss current issues and practice peer helping skills.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

It is necessary for a man to drive orderly the rhythm of his daily works in time to the seven cosmic currents that divide the solar days.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Electric currents of low potential burn and kill, while a voltage of many times the strength passes through the body without harmful effect.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

These currents sometimes mean the presence of white tip reef sharks, turtles, tuna, and if you time it just right, mantas.
 
 
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