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Topic: Curtains Draperies

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Care bears

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Favorite book(s):

"Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte

Favorite great thinker(s):

Gabriel Fahrenheit

Favorite sport(s):

Fishing, Jogging

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Likes to wear:

Sixties, Maternity clothing, Traditional tribal dress

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Housewife, Janitor

Listens to:

Elton John

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

We also offer custom made draperies and curtains and do furniture upholstery and bedspreads.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The curtains were in a pattern of deep mauve and blue, and the copper of her hair clashed with the drapery.
Draperies, cornices and curtains are available in a wide variety of fabrics and colors for 1" scale.
Draperies, also called curtains, are thin translucent sheets of calcite formed when water flows down the inclined ceiling of the cave.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Bathrooms are lovely with custom shower curtains that match the room draperies and pedestal sinks.
Have curtains and draperies been opened to highlight walls and ceilings?
Curtains and Draperies, Window Treatments and Bedding are our specialty.

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