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Topic: Custom Home Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

House, Ikea bedroom, Apartment

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Banker

Favorite era(s):

The future

Interest(s):

Real estate, Boating, Photography

Likes to wear:

Tank tops, Vinyl

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Kilbroney homes expansion plans include the construction of a new state of the art manufacturing and design plant in Newry to meet increasing demand for custom timberframe buildings.
Korel Home Designs Online has been providing Texas, and the southern United States Custom Home Builders and their Home Buyers with Award Winning House Plans for over twenty years.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Home designs by award-winning custom builders beautifully complement a diverse palette of amenities that paint a virtual playground for kids and grown-ups alike.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Nostalgic Designs produces a custom line of carved wooden carousel animals and home decorating accessories that range in size from six inches to six feet.
Dizzy Lizard Designs specializes in hand crafted and custom designed ceramic tile creations to brighten your home or business decor.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

He designs and installs custom window schemes for homes, mirror walls and hangs off high rise buildings installing windows.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Aspen Log Homes custom designs, custom manufactures and custom packages such that any plan can be modified to suit your individual requirements.
Offering intricate custom home designs as well as competitive pricing, Handcrafted Homes allows you to offer your customers an infinite array of plans and options.
Custom Homes and additions are designed and built to include all the exciting features required by today's consumer with complete attention to professional management of the project from design concept to completion of construction.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Custom designs Home computers, Gaming PC Systems, Notebooks, and Pro Workstations featuring Intel Pentium 4 and AMD Athlon XP processors to suit any need.
Some companies build kit or packaged homes and others do mostly custom designs that address the specific needs of clients.
As all homes are custom built, product designs are subject to change due to availability and customer requests.

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