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Topic: Custom Homes

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rob Roy

Favorite possession(s):

House, Ikea bedroom, Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Real estate, Boating, Camping

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Customers requiring custom homes and engineering services will now be required to pay for these services.
Superior Custom Homes intends to provide residential and multifamily housing with the most state of the art building methods available today.

John Fielding,
CEO

Schwab Custom Homes recommends you contact the following lenders for superior service and excellent home mortgage deals.
Majestic Custom Homes creates Superior Custom Homes that exceed the expectations of our valued clients.
Up scale custom homes as typically found in country club communities around Atlanta are among the most complicated residential structures to condition and frequently require diverse products and skills.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The custom homes and homesites available in the wooded enclaves of The Estates of Barton Creek offer their own sanctuary of quiet living less than nine miles from the hustle and bustle of commercial enterprise.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Schneider Custom Homes specializes in new construction of residential homes while providing customer service that far exceeds the expectations of our customers.
Superior Custom Homes intends to capitalize on the success of Our Building System by offering the most superior building methods available today.
All the custom homes built by Britannia Construction include an extensive list of standard features that other home builders can not match and encompass the natural beauty that makes southwest florida real estate unique from other locales.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Majestic Custom Homes offers an industry standard warranty that covers the workmanships and building products used in your new home for one year.
We build custom homes to suit both the needs and varying budgets of our customers without sacrificing quality and workmanship.
HOMES will custom design your new home or you may choose from one of our award winning designer models.

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