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Topic: Customer

Related:
  Customer Service    Customer Satisfaction  
  Customer Support    Customer Relationship Management  
  Customer Relationship    Customer Care  
  Customer Loyalty    Customer Survey  
  Customer Relations    Customer Relationship Management  
  Good customer service    Customer Service Software  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Interior decorator
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  eBay Auctions,  Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Customers are prohibited from posting porn or any adult content on any Oregon's Best web servers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Customers may be well advised to ask their principal suppliers how they are addressing the year 2000 problem and to obtain written certification that the suppliers will be able to meet their obligations to the customers.
Customers are responsible when appropriate for ensuring that all customs requirements of any import are complied with.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Customers are impressed because they can access dynamic product information, solve technical problems and download specs and CAD data, all from the Web.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our customers include globally recognised brand name companies and their manufacturing partners worldwide.
Customers are supported by the Support Services division, offering solutions to help business operate at the speed of tomorrow.
Assists customers in data analysis using automated statistical techniques.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Customers browsing an Internet site can simply click a button and be instantly transferred to talk to a human being who will be able to see exactly the same Web site pages.
Customers who use more than 200 hours a month should pay the adopted usage rates for the time they spend on the system over 200 hours.
Customers wishing to pay by check or money order please contact us for further instructions.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Customers will be able to see products before their retail launch and upload audio comments on each item.
Customers with a software support agreement can access valuable tutorial and training presentations from this site.
 
 
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