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Topic: Customer Support

Related:
  Support    Customer  
  Customer Service    Support Group  
  Technical Support    Support Services  
  Customer Satisfaction    Support Network  
  Life Support    Customer Relationship Management  
  Child Support    Customer Relationship  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):CEO,  Webmaster,  Interior decorator
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Customers are encouraged to approach our nearest Sales Office or Customer Support Department with their queries and support requirements.
Customers and suppliers will be encouraged to support the same objectives by minimising environmental impact and waste and reducing energy consumption whenever possible.
John Fielding,
CEO

We support them through sales and marketing programs and decentralized field sales and engineering groups located where our customers and our business partners are.
Scardina is committed to providing customers with quality products and services that support their industries and meet their needs on a timely basis.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Customers may renew their Telephone Technical Support for dIndex 2K annually after their support expires at the end of 12 months from the date of Invoice date.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Customers are increasingly demanding high-speed, broadband access to support existing and emerging digital services.
Your customers are not restricted by the hardware that your application supports, as long as the hardware has a TAPI TSP then any hardware will work with your application.
Many customers rely on our legendary support team for campaign setup and integration in addition to handling any questions and ISP problems.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

OPTIS supports its customers in researching and analysing demands for patents in a technical field relating to optics.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Customers who wish to receive product support and upgrades after this expiration date will need to purchase additional maintenance for the Mobile Manager licenses.
Server customers are beginning to request USB functionality now that server operating systems are beginning to support it.
Inventory support provided to customers includes carrying inventory for their specific needs and providing free samples of the products the Company distributes.
 
 
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jesse Milhimes
2004-11-03 16:14:23
I want to find out about my refund.
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