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Topic: Hair cut got a girl

Related:
  Cut short And her hair    HAIR CUTS FOR BLACK  
  Boy's Students hair cut    Cut their own hair  
  Cut    Cut my hair went to New  
  Man's Hair Cut    HAIR CUTS LONG  
  First Hair Cut    Hair  
  Hair Cut and Style  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Prom dress,  Lingerie,  Bikini
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Beautiful,  Overweight
People talk about their ..:Hairstyle,  Fashion sense
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Hair
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Low cut hipster jeans,  Afro,  Moustache
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters,  Cross-dressing for a day
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Girls came in with bleached permed hair sprayed to the ceiling, skirts so short you could see their asses hanging out from the bottom, shirts so low cut that a shift in any direction would reveal nipples and heels so high it was amazing no one toppled right over.
If the boys had been made to cut their hair and shave there beards, and the girls made to give up their miniskirts and forced to wear bras, would the students of that generation have been more successful in adult life?
The Pirkkala village seemed to be composed entirely of towheaded boys with crew cuts and girls with tumbling dark hair and slim hips.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Written by, Nora Pallotta - member of Troop 3941 Two girls from Cadette/Senior Troop 3941 have cut their hair and donated it to an organization called Locks of Love.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

RB: Estimate how many girls you will see today with a denim jacket, hoop earrings, and an uneven hair cut.
Simple, loose-fitting gowns were put on boys and girls alike, and hair was cropped into nonspecific bowl-like cuts.
She was quite tall for a girl and had black hair which was cut and styled in a late fifities early sixties shape.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots because it's ok to be a boy.
Blue was pretty tall for a girl, she had one eye that was blue and the other was green, she had short blue hair; cut like a pixie.
Virginia makes sure that all girls (only 10 this year) have a hair cut and wear white flowers on their hair.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I had my hair cut very short before I went to boot camp, so I was able to avoid the assembly line that all the other girls in my company went through.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I cut off a girl's hair in school for trying to talk like me -- animal nature; brought home old men from the playground who needed a bath -- civilized human.
 
 
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