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Topic: Man's Hair Cut

Related:
  Man    Hair  
  Cut    MAN HAVE LONG HAIR  
  Cut short And her hair    HAIR CUTS LONG  
  Cut my hair went to New    Hair Cut and Style  
  HAIR CUTS FOR BLACK    Hair cut got a girl  
  Boy's Students hair cut    First Hair Cut  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:King Gillette
Appearance:Overweight,  Muscular,  Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Hairstyle
Favorite body part(s):Mouth,  Hair
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Bodybuilding
Likes to wear:Beard,  Moustache,  Toupe
Favorite destination(s):Home,  Britain
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He was Japanese, of course, with short, rough-cut hair, and he was wearing a white outfit much like the old man's.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There was a lady next to me, much taller than I, very black hair, even, naturally died and sort of cut almost like a man's cut.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I won't ever cut my hair in a mohawk, either, nor am I likely to buy myself a man's suit to wear.
The man at the barbershop cut my hair with an industrial Flowbee.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The man's brown hair was expensively barbered, his ruddy cheeks shone from a close shave, and his suit was cleverly cut to minimize the appearance of a middle that had began to spread.
When the man passed under the porch light Louis could see he was about six-one with a muscular physique and a stylish cut in his blondish brown hair.
Vancouver was a handsome man by anyone's standards, with slightly thinning light brown hair and clean-cut features and a good-humored glint to his bright blue eyes.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Here, a basic man's hair cut costs from US$18 excluding gratuity and a woman's - with no perm - from $50.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

He was a robust, broad-chested, muscular man, with a swarthy complexion, dark eyes, black, curly hair cut short, and a grin as merry as Friar Tuck's, displaying perfect teeth.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The Philistines cut his hair as he sleeps and seize him, easily overpowering the weakened man.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Okay, at the point where she changes from that low-cut black number to man's clothes (literally - after stripping her of her clothes, the bad guys must have stripped the gardener for her replacements) her hair doesn't change much.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The man was dark--onyx-eyed, a swarthy complexion, pitch-black hair, straight and cut short with a dash of gray here and there.
 
 
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