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Topic: Job Cuts

Related:
  Job    Cut  
  Need a job    Job Search  
  Job Description    Jobs and Careers  
  Job Opportunities    Job Site  
  Home Jobs    Jobs Resume  
  Find a job    Job Information  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com,  E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Politics:Capitalist,  Democrat
Dream job(s):CEO,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These job cuts are already producing excessive workloads for staff and reduced educational quality for students.
Job cuts resulting from mergers totaled 73,903 in 1998, up 99.
By making cuts and eliminating a few jobs, city finance officers whittled the budget that only a $2.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Under Pataki we're 46 out of the 50 states in job growth as companies continue to leave and his senseless budget cuts threaten our economy anew.
It is reported that the Japan Federation of Iron and Steel Workers Unions have recently negotiated a deal for no job cuts in exchange for a pay freeze.
John Fielding,
CEO

Apple Computer posted its second consecutive quarterly net loss as a restructuring charge related to job cuts and a plant closure offset a near 7 per cent gain in revenues.
O on Wednesday posted its second consecutive quarterly net loss as a restructuring charge related to job cuts and a plant closure offset a near 7 percent gain in revenues.
Sharp cuts in the defense budget and closing of tax loopholes and other handouts to corporations and the super-rich could fund quality lifetime education which would put more people to work and would also allow workers to retrain to meet new job opportunities, said Fortunato and Glick.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Job cuts at Internet content and service provider Excite@Home, and a profits slump at the firm which owns AltaVista search engine, have refocused attention on the problems besetting the dot.
When the job calls for precision cuts and fast processing, count on SRP to deliver the ideal solution.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Those cuts are threatening the Buffalo police force at the worst possible time since they would slash almost $2 million in COPS funding from Buffalo – funding that could be used to help keep 27 police officers on the job over the next six years.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We had eight years of prosperity and relative peace during Clinton and in one year of Bush we have seen sweeping job cuts across a range of US industries and the biggest rise in unemployment for two decades.
 
 
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