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Topic: Cute Puppy

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Care bears

Bad point(s):

Lazy

Personality:

Aggressive

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Favorite animal(s):

Dog, Poodle, Rottweiler

Favorite composer(s):

Beethoven

Likes to wear:

Leash, Fubu, Billabong

Listens to:

Jazz

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Things that are cute as puppies may not be all that cute when the dog weighs 60 lbs or more.
Things that are cute as puppies may not be all that cute when the dog weighs 80 lbs or more.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The puppies are SO cute and wrinkly!

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Cute bear, puppies and bunnies popping out of envelopes with other envelopes addressed to their very best friends.
These cute playful puppies are looking for loving homes.
Puppies are undeniably cute, but as babies, they require a lot of attention, patience, and supervision.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

All puppies are cute, but you should think about what sort of adult dog the pup will grow into.
Cute puppies and kittens turn into full-grown dogs and cats.
Puppies are cute, but for many people an older dog is a great choice!

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

All puppies look cute and this breed is notorious for changing.

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