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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Laser Cutter

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart, James Watt

Favorite possession(s):

Power tools, Lawnmower, Pack of cubans

Personality:

Nostalgic

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Physics, Computers

Favorite great thinker(s):

Gabriel Fahrenheit, Ampere

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Digital watch

Listens to:

Tool

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Other miners utilized manual laser cutters and heavy machinery to cut through the tough frozen rock wall.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

OneCNC Profiler was specifically designed for 2 axis profile work using lasers, plasma cutters and waterjet.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Our Mercury laser engravers/cutters give you standard a front hinged door and a unique rear hinged door to enable you to take up to 3 foot wide material by any length and "feed" it through the body.
Cutters are done by the same laser guy as before but this time out of 3/32" spring steel.
Voice changers, laser glass cutters and techie-up'd binoculars were more or less it.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Digital printing systems and laser cutters are used to quickly create prototypes.

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