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Topic: Irregular Menstrual Cycles

Related:
  Menstrual    Cycle  
  Calendar denotes your menstrual cycle  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  Bicycle,  Credit card
Bad point(s):Lazy
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine,  Vogue magazine
Religion(s):Wicca
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Reading horoscopes
Favorite book(s):"Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus"
Interest(s):Numerology,  Astrology
Favorite composer(s):Gustav Mahler
Favorite sport(s):Cycling
Favorite destination(s):The Moon
Listens to:Frank Sinatra
Favorite quote(s):"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is often associated with a dysfunction of the endocrine system such as irregular menstrual cycles, ovarian disorders or thyroid irregularities.
A woman is more likely to have these breast changes if she has never had children, has had irregular menstrual cycles, has a family history of breast cancer, or is thin.
Q - I have irregular menstrual cycles and my doctor told me I have polycystic ovary syndrome.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Menstrual cramps, irregular cycles, and heavy periods are a lot to go through month after month - even though it is the magical system that allows women to bear children.
 
 
 User Talk
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From:

2005-03-02 19:47:24
I recently stopped taking the pill. Now my periods are irregular (they (last 3) are coming every 15 days. Is this related to stopping the pill
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