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Topic: Menstrual Cycle

Related:
  Menstrual    Cycle  
  Life Cycle    Business Cycle  
  Irregular Menstrual Cycles    Cycle News  
  Cell Cycle    Menstrual Period  
  Water Cycle    Lunar Cycle  
  Carbon Cycle    National Cycle  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  Bicycle,  Penis
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Nervous
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Making love
Favorite book(s):"Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus"
Interest(s):Numerology,  Sex education,  Astrology
Favorite sport(s):Cycling
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Taking weight loss pills
Favorite quote(s):"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Irregular Menstrual Cycles Bring Higher Risk of Diabetes So Does Being Inactive and Overweight, Doctors Say, Who Urge Women to Eat Right and Exercise By Salynn Boyles Nov.
Unusual menstrual cycles may indicate metabolic changes that increase a woman's risk for insulin resistance.
Menstrual cycles and hormone production may frequently return to normal upon assuming a less strenuous training schedule and insuring adequate caloric intake.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

This is why ancient calendars were based on phases of the moon and menstrual cycles.
These actions in humans run the gamut from menstrual cycles to rhythmic hand clapping as part of an audience.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

PSA levels in serum also vary during menstrual cycles and increase in women with excess androgen.
If one were to manipulate the menstrual cycles of a women's crew programme through the use of birth control pills, what part of the cycle would it be best to schedule for Olympic or World Competition, knowing that there's a week of racing with peak performance on one or two finals days?
Acupuncture was shown to induce more physiological menstrual cycles than those induced by hormone therapy.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The "moonthly" and menstrual cycles have in many religious traditions been seen as echoes of each other.
Menstrual Cycles In most traditions women on their cycle may not sweat.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Irregular menstrual cycles and work shift variability correlated positively with extended exposure to cold temperatures.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Lena
2004-11-21 17:03:20
I went three months without a period now; now that I have one I have been 12 days on it
From:
Jen
2005-04-26 09:56:30
Is there anyway you can stop your period since it came at the worst possible time?
From:
t
2005-05-28 00:32:48
if my period is late would an ultrasound be able to detect it?
From:
Denise
2005-06-15 22:35:03
How could you delay your period?
From:
heather
2005-08-11 22:51:02
how can i stop my period without taking birth control or seeing a doctor?
From:
Lina
2005-08-19 18:14:33
I have my period and i need it to go away fast and now how can i make it go away now?
From:
sonal
2005-09-17 10:47:09
during my menstrual period on 4th day i engaged into sex with my partner there is any possibility of pregancy?
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