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Topic: Miniature Dachshund

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  Miniature    Dachshund  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Butt Ugly
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):Anne of Green Gables
Favorite actor(s):Julia Roberts
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Favorite animal(s):Poodle,  Dog,  Rottweiler
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash,  Afro
Favorite movie(s):Run Lola Run
Listens to:Garbage
Favorite destination(s):Home
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Our Dachshunds range from miniatures to small standards in size.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

A miniature dachshund's wire hair needs regular grooming to clean the coat and skin, and remove lose hair.
These are spectacular miniature wire haired dachshunds, thanks for sharing the photos and the best of luck with your showing and breeding.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Miniature dachshunds (wire) in Canada.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

JAMAKIN MINIATURE LONG HAIR DACHSHUNDS Welcome please give us any comments or suggestions.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Miniature dachshunds have small bladders and an occasional accident is inevitable, so never punish or get angry, simply put the dog outside for a few minutes while you cool down and clean up, then return to the basket method, putting the dog away after some play.
Miniature dachshunds (wire haired) can make ideal family pets.
Our puppies are miniature long haired dachshunds.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Leann Conn
2004-12-02 22:22:40
I just love my dachshund. He is the best dog. He loves to cuddle and he is a real part of my family. I just had a baby and I was worried about how he would act around her. He treats her like she is part of the family. He is very gentle with her. So don't let this discourage you if you have a brand new baby. He even trys to protect her when anyone comes over to the house. It is a real blessing to know you have a extra set of eyes watching over your child.
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