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Topic: Dade

Related:
  Miami Dade    Dade County  
  Miami Dade County    Dade County Florida  
  Miami Dade County Public Schools    Dade County Public Schools  
  Miami Dade Community College    Dade County Public Schools  
  Miami Dade County Public Schools    Miami Dade County Public Schools  
  Miami Dade Public Library    Dade Behring  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Anna Kournikova
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Republican
Interest(s):Real estate,  Community Theatre,  Politics
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Tax Collector,  Bus Driver
Education:Elementary school
Favorite destination(s):Florida,  New York,  Ireland
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Miami is considered the “Gateway to Latin America,” and officials from Miami-Dade and Broward counties will demonstrate to participants how the infrastructure of tourism can be successfully developed.
John Fielding,
CEO

Cohen was appointed to the unsafe structures board of Dade County and has served as a member of the Miami Beach Historic Preservation Board, is a past Director of the Miami Beach Development Corporation, and is an active member of the Miami Beach Chamber of Commerce.
Miami-Dade County's leasing a portion of a public park to a private company conducting a tennis tournament is subject to the sales and use tax.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Miami Dade Code and Compliance Office began an intense certification, testing and inspection program that addressed every aspect of the building industry in Dade County Florida and has evolved into the benchmark by which virtually all other standards are measured.
The fund was created by the Miami-Dade County Board of County Commissioners in 1982 as a means for citizens to make monetary donations to enhance and support the County's Animal Services program.
He served as a lecturer at the Miami Dade Community College and was one of 300 graduates out of a total six million to receive a Presidential Citation from the National Association for Equal Opportunity in Higher Education in Washington D.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There is a Syphilis Outbreak in Miami-Dade, and we are second in the nation for Syphilis infection.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Several Dade County police officers surrender after being charged for participating in illegal drug trade.
Dade County became the first police department to test for roofies when arresting for DUI.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

In Dade and Broward County -- both controlled by Democrats -- hundreds of voters were turned away because poll workers could not figure out how to operate the new electronic voting machines that were supposed to solve their party’s inability to vote correctly in 2000.
Republicans were thus inspired to raise their voices to protest the unfairness of a partial vote count in Miami-Dade County and the counting of votes out of public view.
The Dade County elections supervisor last week told the conservative journal Human Events that election workers had difficulty trying to sort out ballots as they were run through county voting machines.
 
 
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